I'm retarded and two years ago I changed my el-jay password to stop my ex-girlfriend from having access to it. Now I can't remember it. Ain't that a bitch.

I forgot how much work this shit is. I need to make me some of those lil userpics and make a non-generic layout and all sorts of interesting things. But not now. I have been sitting here for an hour straight trying to find my new username. I love Queen of Obscene but I feel I have outgrown it. Just as I outgrew xpunkfaeriex. Oh to be young. So now I am Ms.Narcissist. Ms. Fucking Conceited. Ms. Self-Absorbed. Ms. I'm not listening to you unless you are talking about me. Yeah, it's all true.

I really should go take a shower and get ready for Lauren's party since it started a half hour ago and is located a half hour away and I smell like garlic chicken. Yum.... but not really yum.

I need to find new friends on this thing.



Drink tea, sweetheart.